DESPITE APPEARANCES, DRUNKEN LINDSAY LOHAN NOT ACTUALLY SHILLING FOR LIQUOR INDUSTRY [UNHAPPY HOUR]
Despite Appearances, Drunken Lindsay Lohan Not Actually Shilling For Liquor Industry [Unhappy Hour]
Seemingly no day this hebdomad would be complete without the unauthorized ingest of a celebrity to boost a lesser entity’s cause. First we had Uwe Boll borrowing archangel Bay to pimp his newborn film, and not 24 hours later, the American Beverage Institute placed a full-page ad in USA Today featuring Lindsay Lohan as the poster child — literally — for drunken driving. Arguing against laws that would require “ignition interlocks” — or built-in breathalyzers — in every newborn container soured the assembly line, the ABI’s ad uses Lohan’s exposure to declare the starlet’s soggy transgressions shouldn’t perceive the pleasant folks who don’t nous a happy-hour cut or eight. Within hours, Lohan’s lawyer was venting to TMZ:
USA TODAY is insane for running such an slaphappy advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is whatever kind of American ‘tradition’ we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paying for by the liquor business is profoundly reckless.
Drunk, old, albescent businessmen, drunk cougars discover for girls period out, and drunk ceremony parties should be kept soured the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan full endorses kindling hug devices that attainbeen well-proven to save lives.
Snap! Lawyers for “drunk, old, albescent businessmen” could not directly reached for comment, but the ones sitting down the bar from us as we indite this at bright distance are clearly outraged. Or maybe they’re just reacting to highlights of still another Yankees loss? We can’t tell. But someone’s gonna pay, we know that much.
- Lohan exposure utilised by pro-drinking and driving group [Copyranter]
- Lindsay To Liquor Industry - You’re Full Of Schlitz [TMZ]
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Sharon Stones Hopes To Relaunch Career With Twitter Blog [A Call To The Bullpen]
Following in the footsteps of Academy Award succeeder Diablo Cody, actress Sharon Stone has begun to ambulatory blog her daily activities via accounts on Tumblr and Twitter. Stone recently discovered in recent eld that the internet had become a lucrative job and decided it was eventually time to become apart of the scene. However, Stone added that she thought that it strength be a shade too such if she starts a Vimeo account to post whatever videos of her Ellen DeGeneres and Hilary Clinton impressions.
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Uma Thurman’s Stalker Wooed Her With Doodled Harbingers Of Stick-Figure Doom [Love Letters]
It’s safe to feature that every celebrity, even Artie Lange, has their clean deal of fans with crushes on them. But when the celebrity in question happens to be the Amazonian Tarantino muse Uma Thurman, this assemble of lovey-dovey fans module course allow at least a some nutcases. Enter Jack Jordan, the soft-spoken schizo whose hunting project we filled you in on early this week. But today, on the third day of his trial in New York, the actress eventually took the defence herself to deliver her testimony. As the NY Times reports, Thurman began by describing a card Jordan had delivered to her trailer patch she was photography My Super Ex-Girlfriend:
On the face was a dreamy pastel store-bought ikon of a small blonde girl, a spray of pink flowers and a dove…On the back was a crude pen and ink drawing of a phallic follow amount travel soured the bounds of an Acme razor blade into an unstoppered grave.
But Jordan’s doodles came with thought balloons! And broken romantic dialogue! solon after the jump:
Though the years-old state had colourless a bit, Thurman nervously recited the still-visible text attributed to the follow amount Jordan had drawn to represent her: “‘Tee-hee.” She continued with the turn inscription, “‘Chocolate, mouth, soft, kissing…’ And then I saw this part: ‘My assistance should be on your body.” Which was apparently when the alarm bells went off. And yet, the most disturbing part of the Times‘ report involves their borderline stingy description of Uma’s appearance: “haggard, pared-down…her metallic material was carelessly knotted…she wore no cosmetics and looked thin and hollow-eyed.” How dare she! Apparently all celebrities should don designer duds and intend their material did a la J. Lo circa Diddy’s armament scandal. We apologize to the Times on Thurman’s behalf for not prepping red carpet-style for this “event.”
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