DEFAMER PLEDGES ALLEGIANCE TO A RECENTLY DEPARTED HARLEY KORMAN [PASSINGS]
Defamer Pledges Allegiance To A Recently Departed Harley Korman [Passings]
Sadness on top of sadness, as the AP has confirmed the trickle of e-mails revelation us that doc “Hedley” Korman has passed on. In his memory, we allow digit of his most important concealment speeches: the rapist-rallying soliloquy from Blazing Saddles, which never fails to attain us laugh no concern how some times we check it. Goodnight, course prince—it’s time to be reunited erst and for all with your beloved Froggy.
- Pledge to Hedley Lamarr [YouTube]
- ‘Carol Burnett’ grapheme doc Korman dies at 81 [AP]
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Those Highly-Anticipated Miley Cyrus ‘First Kiss’ Photos designer $150K? Yeah, We Got ‘Em Already [Making Out With Miley]
At this point, sight photos of 15-year older Miley Cyrus posing topless or seductively baring her taut tummy for rumored paramour Nick Jonas is the rattling definition of older news. But when it comes to the tween millionaire appearing in photos actually kissing a boy (or, gasp, a girl!) in public, these photos would likely tighten a some paparazzo’s trousers. As the LA Times reports today, pictures of Miley’s “first kiss” could potentially acquire digit lucky photographer anywhere between $30k to $150k. And we are officially confused. Why? Well, we hap to attainmore than a some pictures of Miley making discover with all kinds of suitors, play back when she was 14. So where’s our cash? After the jump, wager how the illusion of Google can directly debunk all the hot reflection on when Miley module attainher prototypal kiss, and when, oh when, module we intend to wager them. The time is now, Defamer readers:
Most recently, those Playboy-esque shots of Miley allegedly created for Nickelodeon heartthrob Nick Jonas caused quite the sensation, but lo and behold, here we attainan actual shot of the two making out. And back in 2006 when she was just 14, she was snapped kissing a rattling crush-worthy man titled Thomas Sturges, though the press has ease to intend any background aggregation on who the lucky man was. And not to be picky or anything, but Miley kinda already kissed her co-star Cody Linley in her wildly flourishing Hannah Montana movie. Sure, it was “acting,” but if it looks like a kiss, walks like a kiss and salivates like a kiss, it trusty as inferno counts.
Even more baffling is ground the pap agencies are so hot to discover this disreputable prototypal Miley Cyrus kiss when photos of her playing tongue twister with a lover attainbeen circling for months. Not to name this past January’s red carpet appearance when Miley lunged in for the kill on little woman Ashley Tisdale. Just a bit of advice to the “tsunami” of paps awaiting that cash money shot: see liberated to dispense us an telecommunicate and we’ll dicker a bit over the price, k?
[Photo credits: Dotspotter, Poponut, Wallpaperama,
, Backseatcuddler]
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Adam Sandler Wins MTV Award For Best Actor with A Movie Opening Next Week [Synergy]
MTV announced Wednesday that this weekend’s Movie Awards show would recognize Adam Sandler as its Generation Award winner, apparently the maximal accolade an actor can receive at the annual festivities. Don’t call it synergy, though; such unashamed dovetailing is the last thing on the network’s mind, with Sandler’s market-cornering man-child apparently towering over the close inaugural of You Don’t Mess With the Zohan fivesome days later:
He module receive the award for his “amazing contribution to Hollywood” and eld of diverting the network’s teen viewers, MTV announced Wednesday. … “A 30-something liquid boy, a brokenhearted `80s ceremony singer and a rejected hockey player-turned-pro participant … today that’s an awesome resume,” said Van Toffler, president of MTV Networks Music, Logo and Films Group, in a statement. Toffler was referring to Sandler’s roles in The Waterboy, The Wedding Singer and Happy Gilmore.
Has it really been years? It feels so much… longer. Still, there’s plenty to appreciate in the metaphor here — particularly Sandler’s clean break from developmentally arrested Israelite to hairdresser/lethal Asiatic functioning — and Defamer salutes the comic for this exceptional milestone. We exclusive desire Sony would attainbudgeted for such assiduous product placement when it released Punch-Drunk Love. Was it really Reign Over Me that eventually got him over the top?
- Adam Sandler to be reputable at MTV Movie Awards [The Envelope]
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German Cinema Legend Makes Comeback With Cannes’ Prestigious ‘Crap d’Or’ Trophy [Cannes Film Festival]
And here we thought Che had it rough with critics at Cannes. Enter Wim Wenders, the New Teutonic Cinema pioneer whose Paris, Texas and Wings of Desire were among the fest’s most beloved films of the ’80s, but ease who’s fallen on hornlike times of late with a progress of dodgy bombs including Don’t Come Knocking and Land of Plenty. His return to the Croisette with Palermo Shooting, about a style photographer who comes face-to-face with death, isn’t likely to support matters such — particularly not with the Absolute Worst Review of the 2008 Cannes Film Festival today making the rounds.
Wenders has reached a newborn low with metropolis Shooting, a flick of startling and difficult banality and, yes, modify silliness. One is hard-pressed to envisage any commercial forthcoming whatsoever for this film, and a pickup by a U.S. distribution company seems virtually impossible. …
Every time the flick goes philosophical on us, the resultant dialogue is concise and banal. We learn, among another things, that people during the time of the fresco that Flavia is restoring were afeard of death, and that they ease are, and that, to live life to the fullest, we should do everything as though it were for the last time. He speaks meaningfully of “absurd freedom” and “desperate futility.” [The lead character] European also is repeatedly warned that doing this “fashion crap” is symptom his reputation in the art world, another not-exactly-fresh theme. …
For most viewers, the question of the message of it all module come down to this: Where does Wenders encounter people to continue to equip in his films?
Did the reviewer just indirectly declare that Wenders should kibosh making movies? Come on — isn’t one Teutonic auteur with a bounty on his head enough?
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