THIS IS WHAT GUY IS MISSING OUT ON
This Is What Guy Is Missing Out On
It came from the grave…… Eeek! If the full planetary superstar thing doesn’t impact discover for Madge, she can always intend a job as the Crypt Keeper’s assistance double. And no, she’s not act her ceremony ring. Despite all the rumors that her wedlock is in the shitter, Madge and her kinsfolk showed up to weekday period services at the Kabbalahahaahha Center in NYC last night.
The Sun reports that Guy Ritchie module control his ass to NYC this weekend to try and save his marriage. A maker said, “It is attain or break time for Guy and Madonna. She is completely convergent on rehearsals for her tour in America and can’t come back to London. They poverty to attain the wedlock work, but they are at a stalemate. Divorce is something they attainthought about.”
The maker also claims that the important supply is that Madge wants to advise her kinsfolk to NYC, but Guy wants to meet in England. A some Dlisted birdies told me that the important supply is that Guy can’t keep his “other guy” in his pants. I’m astonied to center that he ease has a dick. I thought that Madge’s vagina of death chomped that thing soured a patch ago.
If Madge moves back to NYC, does this stingy she module eventually drop that truly horrific British accent? If only.
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Kiki & A Corona
It’s been a patch since I’ve posted anything on this lil’ candy vampire. It’s pleasant to wager Kiki smiling and showing soured her snagtooth. It was exclusive a three months past she was in rehab for being really, really sad or something.
I don’t know how Kiki can drink a Corona without a lime. The best part about drinking that shit, is sticking a salt-covered lime in the bottle and then watching it overflow. Of course, boring ass Kiki drinks it bare.
Here’s Kiki with her brother, Christian, in NYC yesterday. I declare I’ve seen her brother stagnant right of my local deli, asking for a quarter or a cigarette.
UPDATE: I’m blind and slow. There’s a lime floating in Kiki’s Corona. I apologize to snagtoof for assuming she doesn’t the correct artefact to drink a Corona.(Thanks Christa)
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Incoming!!!!
Duck! There’s a crackie bomb nous our way! Actually, it’s a piece of gum, but it’s been exclusive Wino’s mouth which effectuation it’s a crackie bomb. Wino launched her manducate at the audience during her ordered at Glastonbury today. Expect to wager that little grace on eBay. That’s not funny, because Hazmat should attainrushed in and confiscated that toxic shit.
Wino was back to her older tricks tonight! During her set, she shouted Blaaake a meg times and told the crowd he’s effort discover in to weeks. Bitch doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She could feature that liquid is dewy and I ease wouldn’t believe her crackie ass. When Wino mentioned Blaaaake, the crowd booed and she responded, “Don’t boo. I’ll encounter your phone and ring your incommunicative and tell them about your bad manners. Manners cost you nothing.”
The best part was when Wino went into the audience and elbowed a bitch and then tried to punch their ass. Luckily, Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break it up. Seriously, that dude looks just like Steve.
Wino also told the audience to intend ready for Jay-Z and to be “grateful they weren’t effort Kanye West as he is a cunt.” Kanye is feat to rip his Macbook Air to shreds patch responding to that comment.
Below is the recording of Wino having a crackie struggle with an audience member. She really should attainslapped the audience bitch with her crackhive instead. That ho would’ve been discover cold.
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