HOLLYWOOD PRIVACYWATCH: ELLEN POMPEO, ‘STATEN ISLAND PROSTITUTE’ [HOLLYWOOD PRIVACYWATCH]
tone Privacywatch: Ellen Pompeo, ‘Staten Island Prostitute’ [Hollywood Privacywatch]
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This week’s broadcast also includes: Clint Eastwood, Jerry Seinfeld, Ryan Phillippe, Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long, Farrah Fawcett, saint Woods, Dane Cook, John C. Reilly, Lauren Conrad, Ellen Pompeo, P. Diddy (twice in the same night!), Jared Leto, Kevin Federline, Sandra Oh, Negro Green, Balthazar Getty, Pete Wentz, Briam Baumgartner, Zachary Levi, Ciara, Adam “Seymour Butts” Glasser and more.
TUESDAY, AUGUST 21
· Sitting in a booth at the recently re-opened Fab’s on Van Nuys Blvd in general Oaks at 8pm, Mr. “Hey, Spike Lee, Shut Your Pie-Hole” himself, CLINT EASTWOOD, speech in quiet tones patch dining with Sinatra’s selection inaugural comic, Tom Dreesen. I couldn’t center if Clint said to the waiter, “Go ahead, attain my Chicken Marsala.” Even at 93 [Ed. Note: He’s actually exclusive 78], Clint looks like he could kick whatever earnest butt.
FRIDAY, AUGUST 22
· It was celeb period on weekday 8/22 at the AMC theater at the Century City Mall. Spotted PETE WENTZ stagnant right with friends. His material is insipid smoothened to forgetfulness and he is short, almost alarmingly so. Kept his hoodie on the full time. Jessica’s pregnant sister was nowhere in sight.
Then, a whatever transactions later, ELLEN POMPEO (that’s poet Grey to you) walked by hand-in-hand with her hubby. Super skinny and act gross, skin tight albescent jeans, albescent shirt with trashy sky broad black heels. They were in a rush which prefabricated her look like she walks queer because she clearly couldn’t appendage those heels. We decided she was dressed like a Staten Island prostitute.
We decided to stop discover a whatever more transactions on the wish we would blot an artful A-lister. And before we knew it, PUFF DADDY walked by sans entourage! He is indeed puffy. Mr. ruler needs to intend back to running marathons for charity. He was act sunglasses. At 10:30pm. And he was texting patch travel briskly. Who says men can’t multi-task?
· Equinox West Hollywood. PUFF DADDY (again!) makes his entourage move in the juice bar patch he grabs a steam.
· JUSTIN LONG and KIRSTEN DUNST were patterned weekday period at the Dragonfly, checking discover the show Point Break LIVE! She sat behind him w/ her girlfriends, but Justin kept turning around to talk to her & wager her reaction to the craziness onstage.
·Bristol Farms, West Hollywood, 5:30PM (ish). Looking determined to intend discover and towing a tow-headed child: RYAN PHILLIPPE. Taller than I would attainexpected, and beefier (but by no effectuation tall). I don’t know if he’s touched to the community but the shopping cart was brimming. In case he is, a word of advice: I know it’s technically West Hollywood, but the look you should be feat for should be more “Daddy discover shopping for groceries with my kids on Beverly” and less “Out shopping for a Daddy to buy my groceries on Santa Monica”.
SATURDAY, AUGUST 23
· He’s not a home name, but with 33 flick and 40 television credits, let’s just feature I was astonied to wager SEAN WHALEN commerce blenders at the Burbank Costco on Saturday, miked up, dressed in a albescent lab coat and albescent paper hat. He commonly plays nerds, but today he’s extolling the virtues of raw concern smoothies. Ouch.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 24
· Sun period at the Radiohead show. Saw SANDRA OH with individualist dudes scrambling to intend to their seats. She looked flustered, still excited. Also saw SETH GREEN in line between songs inactivity for beers. He was clean a trucker headgear and has a big, unsmooth red beard. He looks like he belongs low a bridge inactivity for three billy goats gruff.
Lastly, also saw BALTHAZAR GETTY nearby the beer line between songs, act douchey skinny jeans and chomping on cigarettes. Dude looked like he was having artefact too such fun, like he’d just ditched his spouse and kids for a blistering chick who likes to bang patch exclusive act a sailor’s hat. Oh, wait…
· As I approached the cool ‘n’ stylish Santa Monica/Fairfax Whole Foods, I saw two paps right aiming their lenses into the store. Store section blocked their view. I heard someone say, “She’s the digit in orange,” and then detected LAUREN CONRAD in a cute chromatic flavour dress, casual hair, friction her possess peanut butter nearby the bulk grains. No, she did not attainan assistant to pour in the peanuts and press the button for her. When I left she was checking out, the paps were lining up, and the Whole Foods section guys, looking vaguely energized, were preparing to fellow Ms. Conrad to her vehicle.
MONDAY, AUGUST 25
· weekday night, Radiohead at the Bowl. After briefly encountering JARED LETO (dressed a bit like Shia in Indiana Jones) on the concourse leading a small scuzzy posse around and claiming that he had player seats, I was astonied to wager him all alone in the pool circle up face where I was sitting (second row, yo!). Jared apparently ditched his “boys” and tried a bum rush to intend up face as the lights went down. Multiple section guards obstructed him and he directly went into “Don’t you know who I am?” mode. At prototypal it was high-larious, but then it became a bit pathetic. And then it became a lot pathetic. He just would not provide up. It didn’t matter. They hauled him away just before the band came discover and killed it.
I’d like to believe that Radiohead hates Jared’s dopy ass band and the racket pollution he calls penalization as such as I and everyone added at the show does, and that they sequential section to remove him from their unmediated vicinity, but more than likely Thom Yorke has never heard of 30 (Minutes? Miles? I refuse to google.) to Mars. To Thom, it was probably just another dumb asshole without a ticket effort the boot from the front. Which is just what it was.
·Saw JAMES WOODS on 8/25 on Burton Way nearby Raffles L’Ermitage Beverly Hills. He was on the phone and completely plugged into it. Looks pretty beatific for a Negro his age. No sign of his 20 assemblage older woman anywhere.
TUESDAY, AUGUST 26
· Comedy Antichrist DANE COOK was at Crunch. His study was on the canopy at the Laugh Factory across the street, so I’m guessing it was whatever variety of pre- or post-show routine. If you imagined that he’d impact discover in a backwards baseball cap and hooligan shirt, thereby confirming your ikon of him as a superannuated, doughy-faced, overgrown guild boy - you’d be correct.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 27
· Two recreation (separate) sightings. Saw Kevin (BRAIN BAUMGARTNER) from Scrantonicity (and, yes, The Office); and, Chuck (ZACHARY LEVI), from, well, Chuck at the Studio City Starbucks. Both taking meetings around the corner at the NBC/Universal building? Kevin act shorts, Chuck driving a gas-guzzling Chevy Tahoe. Bad choices, boys.
· Eyed R&B sensation/masturbation vision CIARA placing a to-go visit at the El Pollo Loco on Sunset and Crescent Heights around 4:40pm. Body was insane.
· I was travel back to my obligation from Rick’s Tavern yesterday around 8:35pm feat South on Main St when, lo and behold, JERRY SEINFELD was travel the oppositeness direction. He was with a assemble of like 3 or 4 friends and looking casual but good. Hoodie and glasses and admiring the locomote bikes parked on the street.
· Saw Seymore Butts (born ADAM GLASSER) in the Miracle Mile Marie Callender’s today. No cameras, no nudity, no stimulate acts being performed. But seriously, I saw Seymore Butts!!!
FRIDAY, AUGUST 29
· Walking through the hallways of a building deep in the hunch of Toluca Lake around 3:30pm is FARRAH FAWCETT. Farrah raised her nous to look me in the receptor with a a look that said “Yes I am Farrah Fawcett and don’t talk to me” Farrah had onerous obligation perfume situation feat on that wafted in the corridor substantially after she left the building. Christie Brinkley is about the same geezerhood as her but Farrah looks like she has been through the ringer and had a rough, rough hornlike drinking, hornlike partying, onerous tanning life. Use sunscreen, kids. Use Sunscreen.
· Not trusty if KEVIN FEDERLINE is a real “sighting” but we saw Father of The Year at Malibu Seafood on Friday. Did not look too douche-y. Was with a whatever guys, both whom I recognized but neither that I could place.
· We saw JOHN C. REILLY discover in Dublin’s (as in, Ireland) posh southward side last Friday. We couldn’t remember his study right off. We called him “Not-Will-Ferrell”. He didn’t seem to mind.
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Jeff Zucker and Steve Tisch: Can 80,000 Booing NFL Fans Be Wrong? [Home-Crowd Disadvantage]
Touted as a arts television fundraiser and awareness drive across three networks (Fox is sitting it out — meet classy, Rupe!), tonight’s Stand Up For Cancer circumstance was important sufficiency to commandeer halftime during Thursday’s NFL flavour person at Giants Stadium. But it wasn’t quite important sufficiency to keep the sold-out crowd from cascading jeers onto unpopular Giants co-owner/Oscar-winning producer Steve Tisch and clear bystander Jeff Zucker, whose eventual launching and comments were exclusive slightly better regarded than his host’s, according to a Defamer functioning in attendance. (Seriously — did Zucker’s infamous My Name is Earl introduction intend around to that some people?) A follower captured the recording featured after the jump, featuring plenty of region fingers, chants of “asshole” and a such more benevolent recognize for Zucker-preceder Christie Brinkley. Tough crowd, indeed. [YouTube]
Touted as a arts television fundraiser and awareness drive across three networks (Fox is
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Body Massages By Jennifer Aniston [A Call To The Bullpen]
As shooting on 30 Rock dragged into the wee hours of the morning, popular actress Jennifer Aniston offered liberated cervix rubs and body massages to day players and crew members to boost morale. Aniston said, “I eventually got a chance to put those six months at manipulate edifice to beatific use. It’s just so pleasant to provide back.” Aniston’s temporary manipulate tent generated a Brobdingnagian line, despiteher demanding anti-happy success policy. Aniston added, “That’s kind of gross. Maybe if the individualist was my lover, but a lighting guy, not so much. Love what they do, but not that much.”
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The 10 Most Bizarre Nicolas Cage Moments To Ever Hit the Screen [Our National Treasure]
In the New Yorker review of Nicolas Cage’s newborn flick Bangkok Dangerous, flick critic Anthony Lane complains, “The Cage of Wild at Heart and Leaving Las Vegas found life to be engrossingly weird, and treated it accordingly, whereas the Cage of Bangkok Dangerous intones a line like ‘There’s a beer in the refrigerator’ as if he were reading from the Book of Micah.” To that, we ask: is this something new? Nicolas Cage has always been counted on to deliver unstable line readings, bizarre physicality, and all around weirdness to his roles. Hell, isn’t that ground we like him? In the fiber of Cage’s eccentricity (and with the support of videographer Molly McAleer), we’ve assembled a recording that chronicles the ten weirdest on-screen moments of Nicolas Cage’s career. To be fair, we exclusive allowed digit time per flick — otherwise, you’d be looking at a played-out (but delightful!) particular reel of The Wicker Man. Enjoy!
In the New Yorker review of Nicolas Cage’s newborn flick Bangkok Dangerous, flick critic Anthony Lane
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Lipo in Sixth Grade? Hey, Why Not! [Dirt Sandwich]
Now that those effortful political conventions are eventually over, we can intend back to the issues that really concern to diligent Americans: stimulate addiction, Brobdingnagian breasts, and plastic surgery! That’s right, it’s time for another broadcast of Dirt Sandwich, prepared by Defamer videographer (and viable third party candidate) Molly McAleer. What’s her platform, you ask? Why, it’s to attain trusty that mediocre people attainaccess to both coupler upbeat care and celebrity clip montages. After all, when that phone rings at 3AM, we requirement a candidate who knows how to deal with Jennie Garth’s dramatic 10-pound coefficient gain, not digit who’ll attainto learn about it on the job. That’s the kind of undergo you’ll be effort from Molly McAleer on Day One — won’t you cast your balloting today?
Now that those effortful political conventions are eventually over, we can intend back to the issues that really concern to diligent Americans: stimulate addiction, Brobdingnagian breasts, and plastic surgery! That’s right, it’s time for another broadcast of Dirt Sandwich, prepared by Defamer videographer (and viable third party candidate) Molly McAleer. What’s her platform, you ask? Why, it’s to attain trusty that mediocre people attainaccess to both coupler upbeat care and celebrity clip montages. After all, when that phone rings at 3AM, we requirement a candidate who knows how to deal with Jennie Garth’s dramatic 10-pound coefficient gain, not digit who’ll attainto learn about it on the job. That’s the kind of undergo you’ll be effort from Molly McAleer on Day One — won’t you cast your balloting today?
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