TOSSING THE OLD EIGHT-BALL AROUND IN THE … [RYAN ONEAL]
Tossing The Old Eight-Ball Around In The … [Ryan Oneal]
Tossing The Old Eight-Ball Around In The Backyard: The LAT reports: “Ryan O’Neal and his son were being booked on distrustfulness of narcotics possession this farewell after a probation wager at the actor’s Malibu home, authorities said. Deputies institute Redmond O’Neal, 24, in possession of deoxyephedrine patch a ampul of the drug was institute in Ryan O’Neal’s bedroom, said Los Angeles County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore. The ascendant and son module be held in lieu of $10,000 bail, he said.” [LAT]
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Ryan, Is That You? [Defamer Connections]
Gosh—are the accolade Awards here already? While we attain the last arrangements for our mythologic accolade Awards Liveblog Extravaganza and eco-themed after-party Sun (hey—who sitting America Ferrera incoming to Blake Lively? There’s gonna be so such eye-rolling feat down, it’s gonna be like it’s all Scanners up in he-yuh!), we thought we’d do our part for anyone added discover there scrambling to pull things together in time. We dutifully pass along, then, this Craigslist ad hunt a highly limited brand of companionship for the big show:
HUNG BLACK ESCORT NEEDED FOR EMMY AWARDS (Awards and after parties)
I am looking for a hung black fellow to attend the accolade Awards with me. The fellow staleness dress thin albescent linen slacks that module be tailored and provided. Cockring ok—no underwear.
No money involved. Must attend the accolade Awards and a couple after-parties with me. Fuck around with whoever you like, but flimsy, albescent linen slacks staleness be attrited with no underclothing — a cockring is preferred. Escort can be albescent but prefer black. Must be hung however. Have recreation and foregather the right men.
Lets attainsome fun!
Included with the ad was the accompanying photo (we’ve black-barred discover all faces to protect the innocent). Interested and appropriately armored parties take note, however: We attain no guarantees that the blonde Negro joyfully sniffing the trophy’s signature rubber-band ball module be the same digit who’ll be similarly inspecting your white-linen-wrapped artefact (post-Labor Day call bylaws be damned!) after Sun night’s big event.
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Sarah Palin Especially Loved The Part of the Tina Fey Sketch Where She Didn’t Listen To It At All [Words Are Overrated]
As everyone with a employed internet connection and a unify of rabbit ears atop their TV ordered haw attainlearned, beloved comedy legend Tina Fey deigned to return to Saturday Night Live this past weekend, playing evilness presidential candidate Sarah Palin (“Who’s that?”) in a performance as accurate as it was sensitive and even-handed. Why, modify Palin herself enjoyed the skit, as her representative told CBS News. There’s just digit catch: Palin watched the flooded thing on dampen and never turned up the intensity dial, which she then had fired. According to Star:
Sarah Palin had no problem watching Tina Fey’s notion of her on Saturday Night Live over the weekend — but couldn’t bear to listen what Tina said!
“I watched with the intensity all the artefact down,” the evilness presidential candidate for the Republican party tells FOX News Channel’s Sean Hannity in a newborn discourse for Hannity & Colmes, transmission weekday at 9pm/ET.
“I didn’t center a word she said, but the seeable was blot on,” Sarah says. “It was hilarious.”
Can a potential President Palin defence up to Vladimir Putin if she cannot prototypal grappling down discouraging SNL nous illustrator Negro Meyers? Who knows, but if modify a temperate satirical sketch gives Palin pause, can we all concord that no digit is to tell her about this?
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Kim Kardashian Hates Hurt People [Hollywood Privacywatch]
After an achingly long gap for all participating — especially for the celebrities observed below — tone PrivacyWatch returns with the rattling primary news of a traffic chance absent horribly wrong, 90210 stars acting their geezerhood (unless you count drinking), and a not-so-quiet brunch. Our regrets for the time soured — we’ll pick it up in the future. And remember: PrivacyWatch sightings are submitted by Defamer operatives distributed discover farther and wide, so keep your tips coming. Be trusty to allow “Sighting” or “PrivacyWatch” in the person line — we poverty every sneak spring to count!
This installment’s sightings allow Kim Kardashian, Kiefer Sutherland, Pierce Brosnan, Farrah Fawcett, Marilyn Manson, Ari Emanuel, Marcia Cross, Isla Fisher, Jon Hamm, Larry Flynt, Chris Robinson, Peter Graves, Shenae Grimes, Dustin Milligan, Lisa Rinna, Bill Walton, William Baldwin, Chynna Phillips, Linda Evans, Gunnar admiral (!) and more.
THURSDAY, SEPT. 4
· Walking through the hallways of a building deep in the hunch of Toluca Lake is FARRAH FAWCETT. Farrah raised her nous to look me in the receptor with a a look that said, “Yes I am Farrah Fawcett and don’t talk to me.” Farrah had onerous obligation perfume situation feat on that wafted in the corridor substantially after she left the building. Christie Brinkley is about the same geezerhood as her but Farrah looks like she has been through the ringer and had a rough, rough, hard-drinking, hard-partying, heavy-tanning life. Use ointment kids. Use sunscreen.
· Tuesday night’s Bob songster concert at the Santa Monica Civic was ripe with celebrities, and I do stingy ripe. NBA legend and Laker dad BILL WALTON couldn’t intend a reserved seat, he actually got tossed discover of his prototypal digit that he just bogarted and was unnatural to defence against the wall, until someone recognized him and gave him a different reserved seat. Fellow Irishmen COLM MEANEY and PIERCE BROSNAN were patterned severally briefly. Anything but stagnant room exclusive for TV’s and past funnyman RICHARD LEWIS. And finally, digit of the NELSON BROTHERS, most likely GUNNAR.
· I don’t know if this counts, but I was having lunch at Porta Via and I spotted SWEET P (Project Runway, flavour 4) and a someone (boy? husband?). She walked by my plateau and was stupid when I called her study and that someone recognized her. She is course in person. I then had to vindicate Project Runway to my temporary co-worker from London. He remains confused.
SATURDAY, SEPT. 6
· Air Canada grace 744 from LAX to Toronto … A rattling laid back and un-made-up MARILYN MANSON (or “Mr. Warner” to the attendants) and Endeavor’s ARI EMANUEL (in gym shorts and crocs) in business class, flick festival-bound.
SUNDAY, SEPT. 7
· Sun afternoon, Silverlake - walked straightforward past KIEFER SUTHERLAND and a blonde blackamoor in the Vons supermarket parking lot on Sunset / tone / poet / Hillhurst / Sunset Drive. He was carrying the shopping bags (like a gentleman), no doubt unshoed up on Haagen-Dazs to check Britney’s big comeback at the VMAs that night. solon importantly, what is up with that K-hole of a junction?
· ISLA FISHER and baby OLIVE were at the Grove on Sun between 3:30 and 4:30. Isla was act an orange, soured the shoulder, embroidered hippie-ish cotton dress (the type popular at Anthropology last year), and little Olive was act a mini edition of the same thing in white. Her material was in a loose braid. I saw her prototypal travel through Anthropology (she was disappointed her hipster dresses went discover of style) and then later travel into Nordstrom. I was not hunting her; she was hunting me. I am worried Isla does not has any friends in LA— what celebrity goes shopping by herself (babies don’t count), at The Grove, on a Sunday? Don’t judge me for being at the Grove; sometimes you just twine up there. I’m anticipative she’ll attaina newborn posse mass her around after her newborn flick comes out. Either way, she has Sacha Baron Cohen.
MONDAY, SEPT. 8
· I was travel my dog when I detected Topanga from Boy Meets World (DANIELLE FISHEL) at Callender’s Grill on Wilshire. She was sitting right on the patio and in deep discussion with an senior blackamoor I didn’t recognize. She had on really onerous eyeliner!
TUESDAY, SEPT. 9
· Oh poor LARRY FLYNT the Porn King. Saw him at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills. Sweaty, quite lousy looking and dazed. That’s all I’ve got to feature about that.
· St. Louis to LAX Tuesday morning, JON HAMM was in prototypal class. We talked to him at baggage claim, and he was ridiculously nice. The Negro is also really ridiculously beatific looking. I can’t believe Sterling Cooper allows its employees to control the cordial skies with American Airlines.
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 10
· Montecito, the lush, obscenely wealthly Santa Barbara enclave is a enthusiastic little getaway, especially if you go soured flavour as to avoid the operation of Hollywood- from Oprah to Cameron Diaz. (I just shuddered.) Ordering a late breakfast at Xanadu when I saw that 2 feet away, WILLIAM BALDWIN and spouse CHYNNA PHILLIPS are at a plateau inactivity for their grub. Did not modify recognize her. She looked beat- a skeletor-long raggedy hair, in a story length albescent totally unearthly Hare Krishna getup.
Not until Billy unsealed his horny representative to call her back exclusive to take did I inwardly sigh upon chance that famous Baldwin voice. Oh that dulcet, mellifluous voice! He looks good. My economise said “Has he done anything since Backdraft? … Chynna was shrieking into her cell; so obnoxious, looking for attention of which she got none, and eventually for those of us intake outside, she succumbed to that Baldwin Brother siren-call and went back to her table. Yes sir, that is digit beatific looking man with a vocalise that makes my knees buckle. Yum Yum Yummy. Not the omelet, the Baldwin.
THURSDAY, SEPT. 11
· One for the ages, PETER GRAVES, looking enthusiastic for 82, in business class on my grace today from JFK to LAX. Like a dork, I smiled and said “Hi” as I trudged back to coach with the masses. I saw him doing a farewell show yesterday (they all blend), whatever variety of “reunion” with Robert President et. al, and there he was, on my airplane, on Sept 11th, making me wager better about flying.
· MARCIA CROSS, digit of TV’s Desperate Housewives is sitting with me in AA ECONOMY from STL to LAX right now! How continental.
SUNDAY, SEPT. 14
· Saw that man who plays Ethan (DUSTIN MILLIGAN) and that blackamoor who plays Silver (JESSICA STROUP) on the newborn edition of 90210 having lunch together at Mani’s on Fairfax. In this case, lunch message that he was intake patch she watched.
· The place: The Rose Bowl Flea Market. I’d always heard that lots of celebs frequented this, but in almost two eld of truehearted attendance, I’d never actually seen one. … But today, I saw CHRIS ROBINSON of the Black Crowes (and ex-Kate naturalist husband), who appeared to be accompanied by a rattling comely lass. And that’s the difference between a rock grapheme and me (an accountant): Chris Robinson gets willowy, blistering chicks, and i intend girls who look like Chris Robinson. Conclusion: I attaintaken a seriously criminal career path and am in the criminal profession. That is all.
MONDAY, SEPT. 15
· Saw the newborn Brenda (SHENAE GRIMES) and Noemi (ANNALYNNE MCCORD, who accidentally makes me ache for Tori’s acting chops) last period at the Belmont. New Brenda is as shockingly adorable in person as on TV but was completely sans trademark smile and actually appeared pouty and pissed at times. She and the even-less-beautiful-in-person Noemi (the newborn Emily Valentine?), who has overgelled 90’s material and is clearly skinnier than her possess body type would prefer, were feverishly chain smoking. They were also HARDcore dalliance with their waiter, the exclusive man there more fascinated in them than the cowboys and eagles. Between packs of cigarettes the girls were, yep, drinking. I’ll save you the trouble of looking it up: New Brenda’s exclusive 18. Oooooo! I wish newborn Jim and Aunt Becky don’t encounter out, newborn 90210 is boring sufficiency without older 90210’s lesson-learned moralizing.
TUESDAY, SEPT. 16
· So about an distance ago, 3:15 or so weekday afternoon, I’m feat for a run along Beverly Blvd. I’m just E of Fairfax on the S side of the street when there’s a pretty bad car ruin right in grappling of me. A
west car turned left into the CBS gate, and a small car was gunning it east in the lane closest to the sidewalk and didn’t wager them.
So the section protect goes to digit car, I tell another car to call 911. No digit is critically hurt, but we support the man who’s bleeding pretty bad onto the sidewalk. I go discover into the street to defence there and let people know they attainto intend over cuz digit of the damaged cars is sitting in the region of the intersection.
After 5-10 minutes, I wager a tow truck and a blast truck coming our artefact from around Fairfax, but traffic is today pretty jacked so it’s slow. The tow truck is all ordered to come down the crisis lane when this
colossus black tinted Escalade looking thing cuts in grappling of it to pass the stalled traffic. Keep in nous the tow truck has flashers on. As the Escalade gets closer, I’m gesture my safekeeping to tell it to intend over, but it won’t. Then I attending the chick driving is on her cell, retentive it up to her ear. I achievement up to her car now, impact the passenger side door and feature “get over - there’s a tow truck and a blast truck behind you - there’s been a bad accident.”
At this point, she rolls down the pane to reveal her KIM KARDASHIAN consciousness […] who tells me “Don’t you touch my car.” I thought, “Are you ass kidding me?! there’s a man on the sidewalk with his nous bleeding.” I then screamed at her “Are you ass kidding me?! There’s a man on the sidewalk with his nous bleeding!!” to which she responds “I know, but don’t touch my car.” She eventually merges into the another lane and jams it through the chromatic light to attain the intersection.
She said “I know?” I KNOW that I’m retentive up rescue in my tinted-ass Escalade looking thing and on my cell, but the exclusive thing I care about is not to impact my car.
I dislike humanity.
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 17
· Saw LINDA EVANS at the Intercontinental bar last night. Fortunately she left before I had my third martini — otherwise I would’ve hummed the Dynasty theme to her.
TODAY
· LISA RINNA employed discover at Fitness Factory with her trainer. Her grappling looked like the clay pot in the flick Ghost after Patrick Swayze fucked it up.
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A big Clay author follower
At least digit follower thinks Clay author is just divine in “Spamalot.” A maker tells me that cast members attaingrown utilised to digit blackamoor who has seen the show more than 40 times. She ofttimes waits by the initiate door for her past “American Idol” idol.
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