RUSSELL CROWE IS TOO FAT FOR SIENNA MILLER
Russell Crowe Is Too Fat For Sienna playwright
Russell Crowe’s flick about Robin Hood is dropping apart, because he’s a fruitful senior sack of fugness. That’s what Page Six claims anyway. According to their sources, Russell’s flick Nottingham is a ass mess, because the bitch is not losing the chunk. Shooting was questionable to move in February, but today that’s been pushed to April, because mega slut Sienna playwright quit that bitch.
A maker said, “Russell never lost the coefficient he put on for ‘Body of Evidence’ - and so the love scenes between him and Sienna would attainbeen laughable. He’s so senior and fruitful and she’s so teen and gorgeous. It’s just . . . gross.“
A love environs between Sienna and a Seawolf (Russell does kind of look like one) would be believable, because she has a independent pussy. Sienna has a heritage that most sluts would provide up their no suffer reflex for. She has the ability to attain any ass conference impact despite any odds. They requirement to provide the whore the credit she deserves!
Anyslutty, the producers are today looking for a fatter, senior ho to play Maid Marian. Um. Harvey Fierstein is available!
The flick also has another problems thanks to Russell. He demanded a complete rewrite so that most of the movie’s pore is on his big ass. A maker said he’s also trying to intend director Ridley Scott fired.
A flat bitch confirmed that Sienna busted out, but said Ridley is staying.
This is easily solved. Work with what you’ve got. Bring in Kristie Alley, change the title to Eatingham, rename Russell’s character Robin Food, and instead of a Kraft services table, intend Claim Jumper to cater that shit. BAM! Problem solved.
Source: www.dlisted.com
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